Complaining about their posh, gluten free life while spending $8 on bread.
(Disclaimer: Sure gluten bothers a lot of people, but you can be gluten free and not eat sandwich bread. Land of the free! Home of the brave AND the diabetic, obese, dementia and cancer &autoimmune disease-ridden people with skyrocketing rates of developmentally disabled children. ‘Murica!)
Feel free to send your complaints and letter bombs dusted with whole wheat flour to email@example.com or comment.